sex tips for people: when you see your boyfriend ‘pitch a tent’ (that is slang for getting an erection), say “looks like the circus is in town, good thing i’m down with the clown.” watch him try to resistant your juggalo charm
Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?(via little-roro)
Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.
You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly.(via hefuckin)
i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and you can’t be an astronaut without a bunch of qualifications and they’re really sad about that and that’s why i think we should all be mean to babies more often and introduce the hunger games
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead